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Plastic Semen
02:06
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It is the year 2023… microplastics have infiltrated the testicles and ovaries of all humans. due to this mass poisoning, mankind has lost the ability to produce offspring and seems doomed to wither and die.
But somewhere in a lonely corner of the world, a man and woman fornicate. and against all odds a single plastic riddled sperm has fertilized an egg. Only this unholy spawn is not human. In seconds it expands to the point that its mother explodes from the inside out. the horrified father looks upon his prodgeny and screams. The creature is composed of blood and plastic, an 8 foot grey-white blob in the shape of a baby. It
*coughing* fuck!
It does not coo and it does not cry.
It opens its plastic eye and without warning, its disgusting body erupts in boils. As these boils pop, blood and plastic spill forth, solidifying, forming perfect pale clones of itself which begin to scream with no discernible mouth. The clones expand exponentially, filling the room, crushing the father, shattering the house, and like pus from a wound, they spurt across the land, LAND merging into and budding off of eachother, swelling.
Humanity’s beautiful child roars as it grows, leaking out into the city, filling the bay, casting its shadow on the mountain like a pulsing mushroom cloud. The tiny humans AH the song ended...
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I Have No Will Power
02:21
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Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta
I have no will power
I have no will power
los ish tike ish
strofis sike anine
brashish trife
is a bry fusay va shine
king wasabi's a price
you can pustrine
little little la ta ha
ta mine
wan to usi faus
you pace you crime
litre hothi da
fasai fa shine
all tha lima sai fa sheep sime
let me translate this song
let me translate that song
let me translate this song
here it goes...
dipped
drooled my saliva on the country floor
drooled my saliva on the concrete floor
there's something up in the sky
if you want to see a bride
up in the sky is a
headache worth of crime
I have no will power anymore
*laughing, crying*
I have no will power
I have no will power
*funny sounds*
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Big Boob Babooshka
02:05
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The Alphabet
01:26
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Centipede Caffeine
02:00
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Horses 'R' Wild
02:52
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Sea of Babies
05:02
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Diarrhea at TACOWORLD
01:35
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I Got ASS-imilated
02:49
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Pregaming the Sacrifice
01:53
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Brown Plums
01:42
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Tokyo Party Host
03:49
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It is the year 2023… microplastics have infiltrated the testicles and ovaries of all humans. due to this mass poisoning, mankind has lost the ability to produce offspring and seems doomed to wither and die.
But somewhere in a lonely corner of the world, a man and woman fornicate. and against all odds a single plastic riddled sperm has fertilized an egg. Only this unholy spawn is not human. In seconds it expands to the point that its mother explodes from the inside out. the horrified father looks upon his prodgeny and screams. The creature is composed of blood and plastic, an 8 foot grey-white blob in the shape of a baby. It does not coo and it does not cry.
It opens its plastic eye and without warning, its disgusting body erupts in boils. As these boils pop, blood and plastic spill forth, solidifying, forming perfect pale clones of itself which begin to scream with no discernible mouth. The clones expand exponentially, filling the room, crushing the father, shattering the house, and like pus from a wound, they spurt across the land, merging into and budding off of eachother, swelling.
Humanity’s beautiful child roars as it grows, leaking out into the city, filling the bay, casting its shadow on the mountain like a pulsing mushroom cloud. The tiny humans scream as acid blood reigns down from the monsters sickly mantle, their melted flesh sucked into the plastic ooze around their feet, incorporated into the new king being, the plastic god.
And as the newborn god spreads across the world, sucking the planet dry it forms the face… of a clown.
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