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CLUB CLUB

by Exotic Cringe Club

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1.
(T RIZZ) We locked eyes from across the gym I saw you doing squats you said I'm hella hot Asked me out I said I'd think about it It didn't take long until I said yes 'cause I'm desperate Desperate... Desperate... (ZEM C) You ripped out my heart (T RIZZ) Now there's blood on the gym floor (ZEM C) You gripped my tart (T RIZZ) And now there's blood on your gym shorts x2 (ZEM C) You knew my thoughts, I'm your culprit Together we made muscle knots Gripping each others love bricks Knew what I sought, floral arma-pits I made you protein shots, steroids or all natural Our love fits Our love fits Our love fits (ZEM C) You ripped out my heart (T RIZZ) Now there's blood on the gym floor (ZEM C) You gripped my tart (T RIZZ) And now there's blood on your gym shorts x2 (HG) Time out I got blood shot eyes Hot on the heels of a 1-off crime Blood on your teeth, guts on the gym floor I was hella horny, who you gonna call? Ghosts in the locker gotta lock em up tight Marks on the back of a 1 last life Jaws is a movie, Teeth's real life All you hot dancin' make me losin' my mind [Guitar solo] (ZEM C) Genki dumbells Genki protein Genki crumbcake Genki consent Oh my god yes... (ALL TOGETHER) You ripped out my heart first But I didn't think it would hurt like this Please excuse my thirst Projections of a misguided wish x2 You ripped out my heart Now there's blood on the gym floor You gripped my tart Now there's blood on your gym shorts x2
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Z-Chat 04:17
ZEM C: Hellllllo hotty! TRIZZ: teehee, heyyyyy! ZEM C: want to Z-CHAT? TRIZZ: L-O-L yassssss! Z-Chat in the digital age -TOUCH Could you be a catfish I don't trust this page -KISS Z-Chat give me age, sex and locale Take a chance romance pants, let's dance TRIZZ: What should I wear on this digital date drink some wine, watch a Vine Is this a fantasy fate? ZEM C: My contours on point. silicon cans CHOICE Claw on the rocks, she's so hot I'm hot, NOICE Camera on, logging on camera on, turn me on Camera on, logging on camer on, strap-on? Camera on, logging on camera on, turn me on Hey! -hey. Z-Chat in the digital age -TOUCH Could you be a catfish I don't trust this page -KISS Z-Chat give me age, sex and locale - HUGS I'm not super picky, break my digital spell Take a chance romance pants, let's dance ooooo-ooooo-oo-oo-ooooo Take a chance romance pants, let's dance aa-aa-aaaaa aa-aa-aaaaa TRIZZ: what's your zodiac sign, do our stars align? favorite food, that's a mood I'm an Enneagram 9 ZEM C: I'ma Gemini, always high, style so fly I'm a vegan a freaky pagan My libido's a CRIME Camera on, logging on camera on, turn me on Camera on, logging on camer on, strap-on? Camera on, logging on camera on, turn me on Hey! -hey. Take a chance romance pants, let's dance ooooo-ooooo-oo-oo-ooooo Take a chance romance pants, let's dance aa-aa-aaaaa aa-aa-aaaaa chick dick flicks, grown man bits, send pics! ooooo-ooooo-oo-oo-ooooo Take a chance romance pants, let's dance aa-aa-aaaaa aa-aa-aaaaa Z-Chat in the digital age -TOUCH Could you be a catfish I don't trust this page -KISS Z-Chat give me age, sex and locale - HUGS I'm not super picky, break my digital spell Z-Chat in the digital age -TOUCH Could you be a catfish I don't trust this page -KISS Z-Chat give me age, sex and locale - HUGS I'm not super picky, break my digital spell TRIZZ: this is SO MUCH FUN ZEM C: it could be EVEN MORE fun. TRIZZ: How?? ZEM C: want to play a... game?
3.
(crying) is she okay? do you want a bump? what's wrong girlfriend? are you okay? TRIZZ: I'm like NOT ok... IT'S OVER!!! I wanna breakup on the dance floor x4 the dance the dance the dance the dance floor TRIZZ: GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL JONNY SCREW YOU! IT"S OVER! TIRED OF LOVE LOOKING FOR SEX x3 TRIZZ: Shimmy to the left, shimmy to the right floor's so wet cause I'm crying all night my mascara's running, lipstick on his shirt I'm keying his car while I'm watching him flirt x4 HG: HEY HOTTY, get my name tattooed cover up "Jonny" (what's your name) heartache, get my head hard so hard it might BREAK I saw you comin in with a BOZO slippin off a ring just like it was FRODO (Gandalf!) no swoon, he brought a drip, I bring a monsoon blow all over my giant bassoon, got a rocket so big it takes a man to the moon (Houston we have a problem) I gotta big cock, it goes cock-a-doodle-doodle all around the block I'm a hot dog baby with a bone to bury he's an old pig man whose back is hairy (SQUEE) right now- you go boom to the beat if your groom's not jelly put your hands in my jeans (uh!) best ever in a taxi backseat gettin hella massive, fat nasty athlete beat master blasts a bad gonad freakin in your socks, sweet dreams you DUMBASS (ughhh) ZEM C: ahhh! I'm gonna break with you cause his DICK is BIGGER! I wanna breakup on the dance floor LOVE IS DUMB x4 ZEM C: your so much BIGGER than HE was! i wanna breakup
4.
Do the asscheek twist x4 POP THEM BOTTLES IN YOUR ASS! bottle- ass- twist- POP! POP-POP-POP STICK THAT BOTTLE UP YOUR ASS TWIST IT LEFT AND POP THAT CAP ooooh AND POP THAT CAP eehhhh yaaaa (spanking) eeeee! TWIST OFF ahh- ASS TWIST I'M AN ASS WITH A PURPOSE bada beedoo beeda bee bada beedoo beeda bee bada beedoo bee bada beedoo bee POP THAT BOTTLE IN YOUR ASS DO THE ASSCHEEK TWIST-OFF
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TRIZZ: body maintenance HG: squats, pushups, pullups bench press, incline press, lat-pull down TRIZZ: body maintenance, I need to maintain my body body maintenance, I need to maintain my body body maintenance I can't feel my feet I need surgery maintain my BODY ZEM C: TAKE CARE- OF YOUR BODY TAKE CARE- OF IT HG: Body Mai-ten-ance ZEM C: monthly exercise - jogging 6am monthly sleep-ercise - everyday PM every morning you get up, everyday you eat everyday you sleep, everyday ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT exercise, move your body, masturbate, say hello ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT mother, father, looking at you, proud of you, ERUPT body good time, language good time, family good time community IMPRESSED YOU ARE THE BEST, FEEL GOOD, FEEL GREAT you are, you are, I am ERUPT (i wanna FEEL it) HG: scrub-a-dub-dub - you heard me get on in that tub - your DIRTY scrub-a-dub-dub - BODY MAINTENANCE come on baby - you LOVE me let me get a big scrub - a-dub-dub your DIIIIRTY - BODY MAINTENANCE TRIZZ: body maintenance, I need to maintain my body body maintenance, I need to maintain my body HG: the gym, a park, your house, the pool, the ocean, a basement, your mom's house, your mom's house (light the candles), your mom's house (clip your toenails), your mom's house (exfolliate) your mom's house ZEM C: YA, BODY, MAINTENANCE, YA stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! (BODY MAINTENANCE) eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! DRINK! (BODY MAINTENANCE) eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! DRINK! (BODY MAINTENANCE) (BODY MAINTENANCE) HG: ah ya, your perfect body gotta scrub it regularly gnarly, gnarly, gnarly, gnarly! ERUPT!
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if you're french, you know ;)
7.
Heppenis 04:05
heppy-heppy keep it together heppy-heppy you got this heppy-heppy ZEM C: how do you know that feeling that feeling people call JOY is it something you show is it something that glows? I don't want to be absent em-path-y I don't want false telepathy friend baby family help me to know take me slow show me to row through the waters of the happy help me to understand that question- "am I happy?" (don't forget to ask) RADLY: haha- I'm having FUN x3 so fun, so happy! HG: what is this feeling? it's uncomfortable it's like a bubbly hot tub but I'm in there too long I'm scared but I like it it tickles a bunch just like an ice cube resting on my privates I'm worried I'm all dried up like a raisin in the sun I'm feeling myself moisten just like a sponge I'm pretty sure I'm happy but not positive implement your testing am i? am i? am i? am i? (sigh) RADLY: haha- I'm having FUN x3 so fun, so happy! TRIZZ: looking for happenis where can I find it? I try to grasp it but it's sand in my hand in line at the grocery store elbow deep in a wild boar how can I be so sure that I'm happy? i'm happy? looking out across the sea I see a shark rip a manatee I feel a smile on my face is this what happy feels like? (is this what happy feels like?) RADLY: I'm PEAKING, i'm PEAKING peak-a-boo! peak-a-boo! I'm PEAKING, i'm PEAKING peak-a-boo! peak-a-boo! I'm PEAKING, I'm PEE-PEE-PEE-PEE-PEEING peak-a-boo! (but what about MY needs) RADLY: haha- I'm having FUN x3 so fun, so happy! DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!
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ZEM C: SHE'S A ROAD RAGE QUEEN TRIZZ: I'm a road rage I'm a road rage queen I'm a road rage ZEM C: SHE'S A ROAD RAGE QUEEN TRIZZ: road rage queen -ima, ima road rage queen -ima, ima, ima, ima road rage road rage I'm a road rage QUEEN I'M RAGING! GET OUT OF MY WAY! I'M GONNA FOLLOW YOU HOME AND RUN OVER YOUR DOG! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A GAS PEDAL??? I'M RAGING!!! AHHHHH! WHAT??? NO! NO THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING! N-N-N-N-NO! N-N-N-N-N-NO!!! YAY!!!! (Dubstep BREAK DOWN) (psychotic break car chase BREAK DOWN) HG: SHE'S A ROAD RAGE QUEEN!
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ima PIMP 04:35
ZEM C: I'M A PIMP x4 HG: I've got socks in the river cause I'm wet and hot I don't sit, cause my BUTT HURTS feel it in my gut, I'm slut, I squirt play my liver and give it away $5 get it, I quiver, go-stay baby- lick my porn knob Ima go get it, go live, and eat SLOP livestock, 7 o'clock take out dinner go flip and go flop bride gonna pop off a titty I said no but maybe in the city fat lip, don't trip gettin on my knees I hear a big zip heat and I go to gush out the water stuff up my pipes, not marijuana he got a razor too, take it on vacation make you say woooooo I believe in a good daddy hella big, hella dandy ZEM C: I'M A PIMP x4 TRIZZ: bippin and boppin and don't stop glampin chicks in heat hey, and perched on a paint can and i don't partake in a Kim Jong-Un in a damp bidet oo-sway puntang, Jesus in a basket of hay and a woo-mask in the hay and a bandana in the war on waxing drag filled, on the pill and the hate mail, and the hate mail and I busted Anna from Boston Anna behave, Anna be a hoe Hey wait! Finished your cake and I cheated some change, ya I lose now I'm fake and I hate and I hate up in your FACE! ZEM C: I'M A PIMP x4 ZEM C: DAMN. PHONE. chains on my DONG makin off with the top hat ballet let a fellow beat up on a cheesecake shame. lemonade fauxpaux but the paints too cold kimono - calm on down Pinocchio chubby child at the barber's sittin deep in the chair Mo-Fo-Slow chapter, canteen kimono can Satan switch hands for the reload pay the man the moss, splash gay low-blow four paw chicka-chicka DING DONG let em in and give em pneumonia pad thai touchin my TITTIES OH NO MONEY SEX x10 ALL: I'm gettin money, I'm gettin sex x4 HG: (incredible jazz scatting)
10.
ZEM C: EVERYBODY. come on round, make a circle, it's - GENITAL WATERFALL TIME! TRIZZ & HG: Has everyone drinkin enough liquid? (OH YA!) Are your bladders full yet? (SO FULL!) Hydrate and gyrate! (YES MAAM!) No bathrooms here... but that shouldn't be a problem (THAT'S FINE!) Open the flood gates my little yellow angels ZEM C: yall ready for some PISS PLAY?? GET READY! TRIZZ & HG: Piss on the floor (PISS!) Piss on the floor (PISS!) Drop it down low and PISS ON THE FLOOR! I said drop it (WHAT??) I said DROP IT DOWN LOW (YEEYAH!) Piss on the floor PISS ON THE FLOOR Piss on the floor, shit on the floor piss and piss and piss and piss and I say shit and shit and shit and shit and I say Piss on the floor, shit on the floor piss and piss and piss and piss and I say shit and shit and shit and shit and I say ZEM C: YA!!!! YA!!!! TRIZZ & HG: piss on the floor (PISS ON MY DICK) piss on the floor (PISS ON MY OWN DICK) piss on the floor (I WANNA SEE YOU SHAKE IT) piss on the floor (PISS YO PUSSY) piss on the floor (PISS YO DICK) piss on the floor ZEM C: YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! HG: LET'S DO IT! (piss chanted getting louder) WHAT? LOUDER! I CANT HEAR YOU! WHAT?? WHAT??? LOUDER!!! LOUDER!!!!!!! ZEM C: GET READY! TRIZZ & HG: Piss on the floor (PISS!) Piss on the floor (PISS!) Drop it down low and PISS ON THE FLOOR! I said drop it (WHAT??) I said DROP IT DOWN LOW (YEEYAH!) Piss on the floor PISS ON THE FLOOR Piss on the floor, shit on the floor piss and piss and piss and piss and I say shit and shit and shit and shit and I say Piss on the floor, shit on the floor piss and piss and piss and piss and I say shit and shit and shit and shit and I say HG: START FUCKING PEEING!!!! (piss BREAK DOWN) ZEM C: ya ya ya! let's break this shit UP and DOWN which ever way the piss flow's comin round! here we go now, UH! piss piss piss, I'm a piss panda panicking hard core plundering with the pissy puss-puss i love that piss, lickin that shit up pow pow pow ye ye ye ye outa yo dick like a fart, ah ya that's what we gonna be doin (unintelligible) panic pussy!
11.
Push Bop 03:50
ZEM C: YOU'RE AWESOME! PUSH! HG & ZEM: you're almost there i know you can do it! keep going push it! don't stop! FUCKING PUSH! you got this! PUSH! keep your eye on the prize! f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FUCKKKK if it hurts you know yr doing it right! PUSH! JG: uh- alright- on the count of 3 1 - 2 - 2&1/2 3! push push get that baby out you push push, get that baby out you squeeze, push, squeeze push let me see that little baby's head turn to MUSH push push, get it outa yo "pushy" push push, not a pussy, it's a "pushy" push push get it out I can see some hair keep goin push it, grab it, yank it, pull it, squeeze it get em out better believe it, get it, baby, i can see it, crowning, crowning baby, push, push, water birth IT'S DROWNING! NO! save it, grab it, play with it ZEM C: FUCKING PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! (birthing) TRIZZ: ahhh I'm ALIVE!!!! jiggly baby on fat booty Tuesday my womb's got a jukebox from Bombay I don't dabble with a day job Daddy and Mommy do own a kid cage burpin burns ya, burpin on a bareback pig Mom's egg ha ho, Dad's cum ha ha and I called up Danny from bum street and I told him to call this bitch Carrie blowjobs led to the pussy pop and lock it funny business in the back seat Dad, Mom got you good, commandeered by the love BOOTY CLAP CLAP Mom, Dad got you too, perversion like a drug BOOTY CLAP CLAP chickee-chickee give me back my bottle or I'll sue you and you'll owe me a hate-check spoke back to Mi-Ma and no one understands life as a pimp dawg! hold up, put on the breaks you think you own a new baby but wait. this baby owns YOU. (fucked up birthing BREAKDOWN) ZEM C: YOU'RE AWESOME!
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(2 vulgar too repeat)
13.
TRIZZ: when I'm with you I start to sweat through my pants, I want to ask you to dance one time I farted in front of you and I'm not sure if you noticed that I did, that I did that you make me so nervous but I need you so bad want you to be (oh YES daddy!) my new Dad I need to consult with my cat he is always so- (AIRHORN) (Drum & Bass BREAKDOWN) what's going on? what the fuck IS THIS? EXcuse me! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG? WHERE'S MY BALLAD? BRIAN! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME! OH MY GOD. TURN THIS OFF! EXCUSE ME. IS ANYBODY LISTENING?? EX-CUSE ME! WHERE'D MY SONG GO??? GAHHHH, GAHHHHH!
14.
ALL: raise your ass and clap your cheeks bodies on bodies banging to the beat tomorrow morning we'll clean the sheets you only live once let's feel the heat (COME ON!) raise your ass and clap your cheeks bodies on bodies banging to the beat tomorrow morning we'll clean the sheets you only live once let's feel the heat (stabbing death) HG: there's been a MURDER at the ORGY! MURDER, ORGY x3 ZEM C: sexy mermaid, peel my bandaid aint afraid of getting played lickin that, dickin that, swingin that she's got a shotgun spray feels like a strong bidet makin everybody lookin at me while I smoke this pussy-A YOUR HEART IS LIKE A FROZEN AVOCADO bump that shit, balls in my face droppin tampons like birthday nudes trapping a sphinx is harder than making goth-moths do dishes in the sink licking a man's ass on a train speeding through the rain subsides the pain sperm stains are like sparkling shames anal ring nerves, pleasure fissures in the brain cumming into straws, bumming strangers raw sucking coffee with those straws mama-mia breaking laws punching teenagers at the mall I'm always naked shaving my bros gay, straight, non-binaries my hoes blasting foes, messianic blood flow hey, God told me so! camel toes pinching cotton woes dancing donkeys on dim lit dunes breaking urns till the mummy returns shout outs to tomorrow climate change, incredible sorrow imminent doom follows I'm NUDE-acris and I'm on kill-a-man-JARO ALL: raise your ass and clap your cheeks bodies on bodies banging to the beat tomorrow morning we'll clean the sheets you only live once let's feel the heat (hanging death) HG: THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER MURDER AT THE ORGY! MURDER, ORGY x3 TRIZZ: look around the room, bodies humpin fast like zoom pleasure paradise where we fuckin freakin dance the blood on the floor didn't turn me off but I got a little nervous when I heard the gunshots bodies mixing with ecstasy but I'm disappointed with a stranger grabbing me their bodies limp and getting cold and there's blood on his which is really gross! take a breather and lookin on the crowd Tanya looks pale, this guy's passed out it feels so good, to be so free I can hardly feel this stranger's KNIFE IN ME ALL: raise your ass and clap your cheeks bodies on bodies banging to the beat tomorrow mornin- (shooting death) HG: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS... THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER MURDER AT THE ORGY! MURDER, ORGY x1 ALL: raise your ass and clap your cheeks (strangling death) HG: AND ANOTHER ONE! MURDER, ORGY x1 HG: stiff as a board all day picking off one at a time let's play! I'm JARO and I'm here to slay cause nothing gets me harder than a knife in the foot or a gun in a boot (fart) I'm gettin kinda bored SO LET'S KILL EM ALL! (chainsaw massacre BREAKDOWN)

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The Cringe-Dance album of the CENTURY.

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released April 1, 2022

written and recorded by:
HG
TRIZZ
ZEM C
RADLY
JG
DPRO

mixed by:
David Provost (aka DPRO)
Matty A (music video version of "Blood on the Dance Floor"

Mastering done by Ainsley Sammons for 1084 Sound

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