1. |
Blood on the Gym Floor
03:24
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(T RIZZ)
We locked eyes from across the gym
I saw you doing squats you said I'm hella hot
Asked me out I said I'd think about it
It didn't take long until I said yes 'cause I'm desperate
Desperate...
Desperate...
(ZEM C)
You ripped out my heart
(T RIZZ)
Now there's blood on the gym floor
(ZEM C)
You gripped my tart
(T RIZZ)
And now there's blood on your gym shorts
x2
(ZEM C)
You knew my thoughts, I'm your culprit
Together we made muscle knots
Gripping each others love bricks
Knew what I sought, floral arma-pits
I made you protein shots, steroids or all natural
Our love fits
Our love fits
Our love fits
(ZEM C)
You ripped out my heart
(T RIZZ)
Now there's blood on the gym floor
(ZEM C)
You gripped my tart
(T RIZZ)
And now there's blood on your gym shorts
x2
(HG)
Time out I got blood shot eyes
Hot on the heels of a 1-off crime
Blood on your teeth, guts on the gym floor
I was hella horny, who you gonna call?
Ghosts in the locker gotta lock em up tight
Marks on the back of a 1 last life
Jaws is a movie, Teeth's real life
All you hot dancin' make me losin' my mind
[Guitar solo]
(ZEM C)
Genki dumbells
Genki protein
Genki crumbcake
Genki consent
Oh my god yes...
(ALL TOGETHER)
You ripped out my heart first
But I didn't think it would hurt like this
Please excuse my thirst
Projections of a misguided wish
x2
You ripped out my heart
Now there's blood on the gym floor
You gripped my tart
Now there's blood on your gym shorts
x2
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2. |
Z-Chat
04:17
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ZEM C:
Hellllllo hotty!
TRIZZ:
teehee, heyyyyy!
ZEM C:
want to Z-CHAT?
TRIZZ:
L-O-L yassssss!
Z-Chat in the digital age -TOUCH
Could you be a catfish I don't trust this page -KISS
Z-Chat give me age, sex and locale
Take a chance romance pants, let's dance
TRIZZ:
What should I wear on this digital date
drink some wine, watch a Vine
Is this a fantasy fate?
ZEM C:
My contours on point.
silicon cans CHOICE
Claw on the rocks, she's so hot
I'm hot, NOICE
Camera on, logging on
camera on, turn me on
Camera on, logging on
camer on, strap-on?
Camera on, logging on
camera on, turn me on
Hey! -hey.
Z-Chat in the digital age -TOUCH
Could you be a catfish I don't trust this page -KISS
Z-Chat give me age, sex and locale - HUGS
I'm not super picky, break my digital spell
Take a chance romance pants, let's dance
ooooo-ooooo-oo-oo-ooooo
Take a chance romance pants, let's dance
aa-aa-aaaaa aa-aa-aaaaa
TRIZZ:
what's your zodiac sign, do our stars align?
favorite food, that's a mood
I'm an Enneagram 9
ZEM C:
I'ma Gemini, always high, style so fly
I'm a vegan a freaky pagan
My libido's a CRIME
Camera on, logging on
camera on, turn me on
Camera on, logging on
camer on, strap-on?
Camera on, logging on
camera on, turn me on
Hey! -hey.
Take a chance romance pants, let's dance
ooooo-ooooo-oo-oo-ooooo
Take a chance romance pants, let's dance
aa-aa-aaaaa aa-aa-aaaaa
chick dick flicks, grown man bits, send pics!
ooooo-ooooo-oo-oo-ooooo
Take a chance romance pants, let's dance
aa-aa-aaaaa aa-aa-aaaaa
Z-Chat in the digital age -TOUCH
Could you be a catfish I don't trust this page -KISS
Z-Chat give me age, sex and locale - HUGS
I'm not super picky, break my digital spell
Z-Chat in the digital age -TOUCH
Could you be a catfish I don't trust this page -KISS
Z-Chat give me age, sex and locale - HUGS
I'm not super picky, break my digital spell
TRIZZ:
this is SO MUCH FUN
ZEM C:
it could be EVEN MORE fun.
TRIZZ:
How??
ZEM C:
want to play a... game?
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3. |
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(crying)
is she okay?
do you want a bump?
what's wrong girlfriend?
are you okay?
TRIZZ:
I'm like NOT ok...
IT'S OVER!!!
I wanna breakup on the dance floor x4
the dance the dance the dance the dance floor
TRIZZ:
GO TO HELL!
GO TO HELL JONNY
SCREW YOU! IT"S OVER!
TIRED OF LOVE
LOOKING FOR SEX x3
TRIZZ:
Shimmy to the left, shimmy to the right
floor's so wet cause I'm crying all night
my mascara's running, lipstick on his shirt
I'm keying his car while
I'm watching him flirt x4
HG:
HEY HOTTY, get my name tattooed cover up "Jonny" (what's your name)
heartache, get my head hard so hard it might BREAK
I saw you comin in with a BOZO
slippin off a ring just like it was FRODO (Gandalf!)
no swoon, he brought a drip, I bring a monsoon
blow all over my giant bassoon,
got a rocket so big
it takes a man to the moon (Houston we have a problem)
I gotta big cock, it goes cock-a-doodle-doodle all around the block
I'm a hot dog baby with a bone to bury
he's an old pig man whose back is hairy (SQUEE)
right now- you go boom to the beat
if your groom's not jelly put your hands in my jeans (uh!)
best ever in a taxi backseat
gettin hella massive, fat nasty athlete
beat master blasts a bad gonad
freakin in your socks, sweet dreams you DUMBASS (ughhh)
ZEM C:
ahhh! I'm gonna break with you cause his DICK is BIGGER!
I wanna breakup on the dance floor
LOVE IS DUMB x4
ZEM C:
your so much BIGGER than HE was!
i wanna breakup
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4. |
Asscheek Twist-Off
03:49
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Do the asscheek twist x4
POP THEM BOTTLES IN YOUR ASS!
bottle- ass- twist- POP!
POP-POP-POP
STICK THAT BOTTLE UP YOUR ASS
TWIST IT LEFT AND POP THAT CAP
ooooh
AND POP THAT CAP
eehhhh yaaaa
(spanking) eeeee!
TWIST OFF
ahh- ASS TWIST
I'M AN ASS WITH A PURPOSE
bada beedoo beeda bee
bada beedoo beeda bee
bada beedoo bee
bada beedoo bee
POP THAT BOTTLE IN YOUR ASS
DO THE ASSCHEEK TWIST-OFF
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5. |
Body Maintenance
03:54
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TRIZZ:
body maintenance
HG:
squats, pushups, pullups
bench press, incline press, lat-pull down
TRIZZ:
body maintenance, I need to maintain my body
body maintenance, I need to maintain my body
body maintenance
I can't feel my feet
I need surgery
maintain my BODY
ZEM C:
TAKE CARE- OF YOUR BODY
TAKE CARE- OF IT
HG:
Body Mai-ten-ance
ZEM C:
monthly exercise - jogging 6am
monthly sleep-ercise - everyday PM
every morning you get up, everyday you eat
everyday you sleep, everyday ERUPT
ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT
exercise, move your body, masturbate, say hello
ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT ERUPT
mother, father, looking at you, proud of you, ERUPT
body good time, language good time, family good time
community IMPRESSED
YOU ARE THE BEST, FEEL GOOD, FEEL GREAT
you are, you are, I am ERUPT
(i wanna FEEL it)
HG:
scrub-a-dub-dub - you heard me
get on in that tub - your DIRTY
scrub-a-dub-dub - BODY MAINTENANCE
come on baby - you LOVE me
let me get a big scrub - a-dub-dub
your DIIIIRTY - BODY MAINTENANCE
TRIZZ:
body maintenance, I need to maintain my body
body maintenance, I need to maintain my body
HG:
the gym, a park, your house, the pool, the ocean, a basement, your mom's house, your mom's house (light the candles), your mom's house (clip your toenails), your mom's house (exfolliate) your mom's house
ZEM C:
YA, BODY, MAINTENANCE, YA
stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! stretch! (BODY MAINTENANCE)
eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! DRINK! (BODY MAINTENANCE)
eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! eat! DRINK! (BODY MAINTENANCE)
(BODY MAINTENANCE)
HG:
ah ya, your perfect body
gotta scrub it regularly
gnarly, gnarly, gnarly, gnarly!
ERUPT!
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6. |
Susanne (la Renégat)
04:00
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if you're french, you know ;)
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7. |
Heppenis
04:05
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heppy-heppy
keep it together
heppy-heppy
you got this
heppy-heppy
ZEM C:
how do you know that feeling
that feeling people call JOY
is it something you show
is it something that glows?
I don't want to be absent
em-path-y
I don't want false telepathy
friend baby family
help me to know
take me slow
show me to row
through the waters of the happy
help me to understand
that question-
"am I happy?"
(don't forget to ask)
RADLY:
haha- I'm having FUN x3
so fun, so happy!
HG:
what is this feeling?
it's uncomfortable
it's like a bubbly hot tub
but I'm in there too long
I'm scared but I like it
it tickles a bunch
just like an ice cube
resting on my privates
I'm worried I'm all dried up
like a raisin in the sun
I'm feeling myself moisten
just like a sponge
I'm pretty sure I'm happy
but not positive
implement your testing
am i? am i? am i? am i? (sigh)
RADLY:
haha- I'm having FUN x3
so fun, so happy!
TRIZZ:
looking for happenis
where can I find it?
I try to grasp it
but it's sand in my hand
in line at the grocery store
elbow deep in a wild boar
how can I be so sure
that I'm happy? i'm happy?
looking out across the sea
I see a shark rip a manatee
I feel a smile on my face
is this what happy feels like?
(is this what happy feels like?)
RADLY:
I'm PEAKING, i'm PEAKING
peak-a-boo! peak-a-boo!
I'm PEAKING, i'm PEAKING
peak-a-boo! peak-a-boo!
I'm PEAKING, I'm PEE-PEE-PEE-PEE-PEEING
peak-a-boo! (but what about MY needs)
RADLY:
haha- I'm having FUN x3
so fun, so happy!
DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!
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8. |
Road Rage Queen
03:04
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ZEM C:
SHE'S A ROAD RAGE QUEEN
TRIZZ:
I'm a road rage
I'm a road rage queen
I'm a road rage
ZEM C:
SHE'S A ROAD RAGE QUEEN
TRIZZ:
road rage queen -ima, ima
road rage queen -ima, ima, ima, ima
road rage road rage
I'm a road rage QUEEN
I'M RAGING!
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
I'M GONNA FOLLOW YOU HOME AND RUN OVER YOUR DOG!
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A GAS PEDAL???
I'M RAGING!!!
AHHHHH! WHAT??? NO! NO THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING! N-N-N-N-NO! N-N-N-N-N-NO!!!
YAY!!!!
(Dubstep BREAK DOWN)
(psychotic break car chase BREAK DOWN)
HG:
SHE'S A ROAD RAGE QUEEN!
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9. |
ima PIMP
04:35
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ZEM C:
I'M A PIMP x4
HG:
I've got socks in the river cause I'm wet and hot
I don't sit, cause my BUTT HURTS
feel it in my gut, I'm slut, I squirt
play my liver and give it away
$5 get it, I quiver, go-stay
baby- lick my porn knob
Ima go get it, go live, and eat SLOP
livestock, 7 o'clock
take out dinner go flip and go flop
bride gonna pop off a titty
I said no but maybe in the city
fat lip, don't trip
gettin on my knees I hear a big zip
heat and I go to gush out the water
stuff up my pipes, not marijuana
he got a razor too, take it on vacation
make you say woooooo
I believe in a good daddy
hella big, hella dandy
ZEM C:
I'M A PIMP x4
TRIZZ:
bippin and boppin and don't stop glampin
chicks in heat hey, and perched on a paint can
and i don't partake in a Kim Jong-Un in a damp bidet
oo-sway puntang, Jesus in a basket of hay
and a woo-mask in the hay
and a bandana in the war on waxing
drag filled, on the pill
and the hate mail, and the hate mail
and I busted Anna from Boston
Anna behave, Anna be a hoe
Hey wait! Finished your cake
and I cheated some change, ya I lose
now I'm fake and I hate and I hate
up in your FACE!
ZEM C:
I'M A PIMP x4
ZEM C:
DAMN. PHONE. chains on my DONG
makin off with the top hat ballet
let a fellow beat up on a cheesecake
shame. lemonade
fauxpaux but the paints too cold
kimono - calm on down Pinocchio
chubby child at the barber's sittin deep in the chair
Mo-Fo-Slow
chapter, canteen kimono
can Satan switch hands for the reload
pay the man the moss, splash gay
low-blow
four paw chicka-chicka DING DONG
let em in and give em pneumonia
pad thai touchin my TITTIES
OH NO
MONEY SEX x10
ALL:
I'm gettin money, I'm gettin sex x4
HG:
(incredible jazz scatting)
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10. |
Piss on the Floor
04:23
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ZEM C:
EVERYBODY. come on round, make a circle,
it's - GENITAL WATERFALL TIME!
TRIZZ & HG:
Has everyone drinkin enough liquid? (OH YA!)
Are your bladders full yet? (SO FULL!)
Hydrate and gyrate! (YES MAAM!)
No bathrooms here... but that shouldn't be a problem (THAT'S FINE!)
Open the flood gates my little yellow angels
ZEM C:
yall ready for some PISS PLAY??
GET READY!
TRIZZ & HG:
Piss on the floor (PISS!)
Piss on the floor (PISS!)
Drop it down low and
PISS ON THE FLOOR!
I said drop it (WHAT??)
I said DROP IT DOWN LOW (YEEYAH!)
Piss on the floor
PISS ON THE FLOOR
Piss on the floor, shit on the floor
piss and piss and piss and piss and I say
shit and shit and shit and shit and I say
Piss on the floor, shit on the floor
piss and piss and piss and piss and I say
shit and shit and shit and shit and I say
ZEM C:
YA!!!! YA!!!!
TRIZZ & HG:
piss on the floor (PISS ON MY DICK)
piss on the floor (PISS ON MY OWN DICK)
piss on the floor (I WANNA SEE YOU SHAKE IT)
piss on the floor (PISS YO PUSSY)
piss on the floor (PISS YO DICK)
piss on the floor
ZEM C:
YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!! YA!!!!
HG:
LET'S DO IT!
(piss chanted getting louder)
WHAT?
LOUDER!
I CANT HEAR YOU!
WHAT??
WHAT???
LOUDER!!!
LOUDER!!!!!!!
ZEM C:
GET READY!
TRIZZ & HG:
Piss on the floor (PISS!)
Piss on the floor (PISS!)
Drop it down low and
PISS ON THE FLOOR!
I said drop it (WHAT??)
I said DROP IT DOWN LOW (YEEYAH!)
Piss on the floor
PISS ON THE FLOOR
Piss on the floor, shit on the floor
piss and piss and piss and piss and I say
shit and shit and shit and shit and I say
Piss on the floor, shit on the floor
piss and piss and piss and piss and I say
shit and shit and shit and shit and I say
HG:
START FUCKING PEEING!!!!
(piss BREAK DOWN)
ZEM C:
ya ya ya! let's break this shit UP and DOWN
which ever way the piss flow's comin round!
here we go now, UH!
piss piss piss, I'm a piss panda
panicking hard core
plundering with the pissy puss-puss
i love that piss, lickin that shit up pow pow pow
ye ye ye ye outa yo dick like a fart,
ah ya that's what we gonna be doin
(unintelligible)
panic pussy!
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11. |
Push Bop
03:50
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ZEM C:
YOU'RE AWESOME!
PUSH!
HG & ZEM:
you're almost there
i know you can do it!
keep going
push it!
don't stop!
FUCKING PUSH!
you got this!
PUSH!
keep your eye on the prize!
f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FUCKKKK
if it hurts you know yr doing it right!
PUSH!
JG:
uh- alright- on the count of 3
1 - 2 - 2&1/2
3! push push
get that baby out you
push push, get that baby out you
squeeze, push, squeeze push
let me see that little baby's head
turn to MUSH
push push, get it outa yo "pushy"
push push, not a pussy, it's a "pushy"
push push
get it out
I can see some hair
keep goin
push it, grab it, yank it, pull it, squeeze it
get em out
better believe it, get it, baby,
i can see it, crowning, crowning
baby, push, push, water birth IT'S DROWNING!
NO! save it, grab it, play with it
ZEM C:
FUCKING PUSH! PUSH! PUSH!
(birthing)
TRIZZ:
ahhh I'm ALIVE!!!!
jiggly baby on fat booty Tuesday
my womb's got a jukebox from Bombay
I don't dabble with a day job
Daddy and Mommy do own a kid cage
burpin burns ya, burpin on a bareback pig
Mom's egg ha ho, Dad's cum ha ha
and I called up Danny from bum street
and I told him to call this bitch Carrie
blowjobs led to the pussy
pop and lock it funny business in the back seat
Dad, Mom got you good, commandeered by the love
BOOTY CLAP CLAP
Mom, Dad got you too, perversion like a drug
BOOTY CLAP CLAP
chickee-chickee give me back my bottle
or I'll sue you and you'll owe me a hate-check
spoke back to Mi-Ma and no one
understands life as a pimp dawg!
hold up, put on the breaks
you think you own a new baby but wait.
this baby owns YOU.
(fucked up birthing BREAKDOWN)
ZEM C:
YOU'RE AWESOME!
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12. |
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(2 vulgar too repeat)
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13. |
Airhorn Ballad
02:14
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TRIZZ:
when I'm with you I start to sweat
through my pants, I want to ask you to dance
one time I farted in front of you
and I'm not sure if you noticed
that I did, that I did that
you make me so nervous
but I need you so bad
want you to be (oh YES daddy!)
my new Dad
I need to consult with my cat
he is always so-
(AIRHORN)
(Drum & Bass BREAKDOWN)
what's going on?
what the fuck IS THIS?
EXcuse me!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?
WHERE'S MY BALLAD?
BRIAN!
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME!
OH MY GOD.
TURN THIS OFF!
EXCUSE ME.
IS ANYBODY LISTENING??
EX-CUSE ME!
WHERE'D MY SONG GO???
GAHHHH, GAHHHHH!
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14. |
MURDER at the ORGY
05:09
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ALL:
raise your ass and clap your cheeks
bodies on bodies banging to the beat
tomorrow morning we'll clean the sheets
you only live once let's feel the heat (COME ON!)
raise your ass and clap your cheeks
bodies on bodies banging to the beat
tomorrow morning we'll clean the sheets
you only live once let's feel the heat
(stabbing death)
HG:
there's been a MURDER at the ORGY!
MURDER, ORGY x3
ZEM C:
sexy mermaid, peel my bandaid
aint afraid of getting played
lickin that, dickin that, swingin that
she's got a shotgun spray
feels like a strong bidet
makin everybody lookin at me while I smoke this pussy-A
YOUR HEART IS LIKE A FROZEN AVOCADO
bump that shit, balls in my face
droppin tampons like birthday nudes
trapping a sphinx is harder than making
goth-moths do dishes in the sink
licking a man's ass on a train
speeding through the rain subsides the pain
sperm stains are like sparkling shames
anal ring nerves, pleasure fissures in the brain
cumming into straws, bumming strangers raw
sucking coffee with those straws
mama-mia breaking laws
punching teenagers at the mall
I'm always naked shaving my bros
gay, straight, non-binaries my hoes
blasting foes, messianic blood flow
hey, God told me so!
camel toes pinching cotton woes
dancing donkeys on dim lit dunes
breaking urns till the mummy returns
shout outs to tomorrow
climate change, incredible sorrow
imminent doom follows
I'm NUDE-acris and I'm on kill-a-man-JARO
ALL:
raise your ass and clap your cheeks
bodies on bodies banging to the beat
tomorrow morning we'll clean the sheets
you only live once let's feel the heat
(hanging death)
HG:
THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER MURDER AT THE ORGY!
MURDER, ORGY x3
TRIZZ:
look around the room, bodies humpin fast like zoom
pleasure paradise where we fuckin freakin dance
the blood on the floor didn't turn me off
but I got a little nervous when I heard the gunshots
bodies mixing with ecstasy
but I'm disappointed with a stranger grabbing me
their bodies limp and getting cold
and there's blood on his which is really gross!
take a breather and lookin on the crowd
Tanya looks pale, this guy's passed out
it feels so good, to be so free
I can hardly feel this stranger's KNIFE IN ME
ALL:
raise your ass and clap your cheeks
bodies on bodies banging to the beat
tomorrow mornin-
(shooting death)
HG:
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS...
THERE'S BEEN ANOTHER MURDER AT THE ORGY!
MURDER, ORGY x1
ALL:
raise your ass and clap your cheeks
(strangling death)
HG:
AND ANOTHER ONE!
MURDER, ORGY x1
HG:
stiff as a board all day
picking off one at a time let's play!
I'm JARO and I'm here to slay cause
nothing gets me harder than a knife in the foot
or a gun in a boot (fart)
I'm gettin kinda bored
SO LET'S KILL EM ALL!
(chainsaw massacre BREAKDOWN)
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